So, this is how the Jehovah Witness was created. The Hungarian Eastern Territorial Catholics showed up and squatted on a farmers property in the Midwest after 1902 in the Midwest after first landing at Ellis Island. They asked him if they understood the hegemony game where you sit there and test someone's salvation and the authority between yourself and the good American Anglican. You leave your pots and pans and your plates in addition to some of your fine towelettes. The Native Arawaks had a similar version of this game. Eventually, the newcomers from Europe decided to say that they would go if he was clean while they set up a camp at the back of his farm. So, the farmer along with his family said 'what the f$%lk' in their best Anglo Catholic/Catholic French so he removed all the sheep from his home and put them back in the barn but left on in the kitchen; still not good enough. The new arrivals to America did not leave while they chanted that Peter was the first pope. So, eventually, he killed the loudest female in the bunch and stuck his finger in her neck to taste the blood and felt himself become very old. He put his finger on his tongue and realized these are very diseased, dirty people. He felt a burn in his urethra for the first time in his life. His wife and children watched in amazement. His name was Malcolm George from Oklahoma. He decided to find them; the rest of them before they could run too far away, hunting them down on horse back and killing all of them before they could spread their disease and play their Eastern European Hegemony games with others. The death was so grievous with wolves eating the dead that he decided to start his own denomination to cover what had happened. He decided to say he was a Jehovah's Witness and that Jesus died on a tree to dissociate from the wickedness and hypocrisy and to cover the sin of this holocaust involving these rat people with a very insidious and potent rat virus. He also decided to refuse blood transfusions in the proof of his cleanliness and to dissociate from the hell of these people in that the Kingdom of Heaven cannot suffer violence where God is sovereign. The violent cannot take God's sovereignty by force. But, how now brown cow? How, can Heaven absorb a militant Jehovah Witness insurgency that wants to convert genuine Catholics that know Peter was not the first Pope. Arguably, Constantine was the first Pope or Constantine's appointed leader was the first Pope. Let me see what the history says. This is evident as Peter was martyred before Constantine became emperor and adopted the faith! There is no war here. We have a sovereign God!

So, this is how the Jehovah Witness was created.  The Hungarian Eastern Territorial Catholics showed up and squatted on a farmers property in the Midwest after 1902 in the Midwest after first landing at Ellis Island.  They asked him if they understood the hegemony game where you sit there and test someone's salvation and the authority between yourself and the good American Anglican.  You leave your pots and pans and your plates in addition to some of your fine towelettes.  The Native Arawaks had a similar version of this game.    Eventually, the newcomers from Europe decided to say that they would go if he was clean while they set up a camp at the back of his farm. So, the farmer along with his family said 'what the f$%lk'  in their best Anglo Catholic/Catholic  French so he removed all the sheep from his home and put them back in the barn but left on in the kitchen; still not good enough.  The new arrivals to America did not leave while they chanted that Peter was the first pope. So, eventually, he killed the loudest female in the bunch and stuck his finger in her neck to taste the blood and felt himself become very old.  He put his finger on his tongue and realized these are very diseased, dirty people.   He felt a burn in his urethra for the first time in his life. His wife and children watched in amazement. His name was Malcolm George from Oklahoma.  He decided to find them; the rest of them before they could run too far away, hunting them down on horse back and killing all of them before they could spread their disease and play their Eastern European Hegemony games with others.   The death was so grievous with wolves eating the dead that he decided to start his own denomination to cover what had happened.   He decided to say he was a Jehovah's Witness and that Jesus died on a tree to dissociate from the wickedness and hypocrisy and to cover the sin of this holocaust involving these rat people with a very insidious and potent rat virus.  He also decided to refuse blood transfusions in the proof of his cleanliness and to dissociate from the hell of these people in that the Kingdom of Heaven cannot suffer violence where God is sovereign.  The violent cannot take God's sovereignty by force.    But, how now brown cow?  How, can Heaven absorb a militant Jehovah Witness insurgency that wants to convert genuine Catholics that know Peter was not the first Pope. Arguably, Constantine was the first Pope or Constantine's appointed leader was the first Pope.   Let me see what the history says. This is evident as Peter was martyred before Constantine became emperor and adopted the faith!  There is no war here.  We have a sovereign God!