This just in: New research indicates that Mephibosheth cut of Absalom's head and that Absalom was really David's son with Absalom's dna implanted after conception. David asked Mephibosheth to cut of Absalom's head as the world is not enough; you need the Brit Milah! David promised Mephibosheth his favour. Michal was also in contact with David but he asked for the liaison to remain secret as Michal was an angry woman according to everyone.

This just in: New research indicates that Mephibosheth cut of Absalom's head and that Absalom was really David's son with Absalom's dna implanted after conception.  David asked Mephibosheth to cut of Absalom's head as the world is not enough; you need the Brit Milah!  David promised Mephibosheth his favour.   Michal was also in contact with David but he asked for the liaison to  remain secret as Michal was an angry woman according to everyone.  David was 5 foot tall and Mephibosheth was only three foot tall. He noticed his children would do something to accentuate their height.  Absalom was about six foot tall.  Goliath was sent to Israel as tribute and his DNA was used to produce progeny.    Mephibosheth was King Saul's heir after Michal.  Amnon was four foot tall.  Mephibosheth ate mostly potato and David ate mostly fish.  Absalom was conceived with David's seed.  In the third month, Mephibosheth's saliva and seed was put in the womb.  Goliath's   dna was put in at the six month for height.